Dear Mr. whoeveryouare,

I write to you in desperate plea for a class transfer, albeit for a ridiculous reason. You probably already received thousands of appeals for class transfers. and i know chances of a switch is very low, but i'm still going to give it a shot.

So, uh, this is the truth, and nothing but the truth.

There's this guy in my Secondary school who's at loggerheads with me, and would find ways and means to torture me and make life difficult for me. And he isn't the only one. I cannot survive another day with him, let alone 2 years.

In a bid to alter my studying environment for the better, I need to change my class, seriously. My classmates are hell, and they make studying not conducive for me. And might I mention they're a noisy bunch of losers.

Please, do me a favour. Your little bit of trouble would mean a lot to me, and I beg you to switch me to either 1S03A or 1S03N. Remember, all that you're doing is for the betterment of my grades, ie. promotion of better academic progress.

To summarize the above, i hate my class. So, uh, change my class dammit.

Benjamin Tay (1S03D)
(PS: And if you need me to kiss your ass or anything for extra credit, i'd willingly do so.)